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sallyjacksoning:

there was a drug search at our school today and they busted at least seven people

at a middle school

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

greta-hearts-tea:

mildrose:

rosified:

childinaloft:

skeletalvisionz:

subjecting:

becutebecoolbeyoung:

Life goal: live out of my car and travel the continental United States. You can’t truly appreciate your roots until you’ve explored every nook and cranny. I haven’t given up on you, America!

When I think of living out of a car I don’t think of it like this but this looks pretty cozy.

Where do you shower

in rivers of wonder and happiness

who said anything about showering?

what about baths.
baths are fun
right

no baths mel

WAIT! How do they charge their computers?